How will you take your order Ladies?

I copied this from my notes on facebook and i wanted to share it with people since some people thought it was funny on facebook and some people outside of facebook.




I think this is gonna be a funny one...well to me...so go on with it shall we?..

Ight Ladies...Take a look at that picture...What does it says? yep it says it...i'm willing to work for it...the Real way...no i aint selling myself...no i am not desperate...no i aint crazy...but however i am a silly person..its just some of you people just dont understand where i am coming from most of the time...


Ok Lets say you at restaurant right? you have like the combo menu...and you just dont know what the fuck you want...hell most women are this way...now normally i'll call you out on this...but how ever i'm not...ima save face this time just because i am in a good and chipper mood...but if this was made yesterday...yall would be mad lmao...

Ok most women that know me use me only for specfic reason...so i decided to make a Create a Darryl Menu...yep i did....five different menus...of me...that some of yall only use me of...So lets get to combo 1



Everybody knows this version of Darryl...he is a cool cat...silly and have you laughing..and fun to be around..most of yall just use him for that purpose..like when you just need to laugh or when you having a bad day or whatever you guys sometimes goes to him...which is cool...sometime yall use this combo so much its gonna be on the Dollar menu.



Most of yall use this as well...lol..but i like it though...it least yall smart enough to NOT take yall shit to bestlie lol...but i sometimes feel yall only get combo 2 just for what it is...and that fine by me..and yall like gettin the ringtones from me as well so..if yall pc fucked up "Call me...So i can fix ya pc fa ya!"



most people...well the haters hate this combo...because why? because he knows to much...he knows ya shit fake...he knows you frontin...he knows all of it..but he wont bash you unless you attempt to stunt on him though...hardly anybody want this combo...



i need my own tv show...i love my friends no really i do..but everytime i talk to you on the phone with yall sometime yall wont even let me ask you whats wrong...yall will just openly talk about yall issues to me...and thats fine by me no really it is...but i think some of the ladies dont use this combo as much as they need to be using it...i mean look at him...goofy lookin doctor glasses...laid back..and he listens! how many time yall ask for a friend that listens...well he's right here..



Ok honesty...how come none of yall dont want this combo? i mean really..this combo has hardly been looked at..i wonder why? i mean he offers everything...but however you gotta try combo # 1 first to get a very understanding of combo 5....

oh wait i forgot to mention...if you ever get combo 5 make sure you bring your Coupon:

**This Coupon only applies when you get him as a boyfriend....**

Thank you for shopping!


But all jokes aside i somewhat feel that way...i just wanted to let it be known...so after you see this note dont look at me different...i'm just being me...real...