Whatever video...by none other lol

Told yall i was gonna make it so..."whatever"

Gaaaaaaaaame over.

Well the last two weeks...i tell you....its just not looking good for ya boy dbizzle...and ima explain what happened (wendnesday)

After i got off work i stayed at my job and went to sleep up there since i didnt feel like going home...So i chilled around there because i was supposed to go over my "friend" house to play her brother in some nba 2k8 so i wasted some time up there until i got bored and then i proceed to called my uncle about some stuff that i had on my mind and i just needed some good advice..

So after i talks to my uncle i proceeded to my sister nifa's house...i chilled over there to fix her pc...the funny part about what was wrong with her pc is she thought she needed a new cd drive...i ended up messing up her old pc just to get the cd drive out her old pc and tried to put that in her new one....i opens the case and what do u know...the reason why the cd drive was not working is because the damn power connector was not pluuged in...so once i did that she was able to get the cd drive to open hell yeah...but this is where the issue started to start.

After i got all that shit to work and what not i tried to get her internet to work...fucking comcast cable in detroit are soooooo damn lazy i tell you...everytime she called they always blew her off....So i finally ended up getting a cool person on the line and we proceed to attempt to fix her pc so she can get on the internet...his ass couldnt help me either...but at least he did try though...

My next open was like fuck it....lets just fdisk this pc and just start all over...So i ended up putting windows2000 on her pc and everything was good to go...meanwhile in the mist of doing that i was already making plans with my "friend" So let her know what time i was coming thru. after that i just chilled with nifa and tae and all my neices.

So as i am chilling with them i decided to hop on facebook...And what do u know...she finally (my "friend") decided not to hide from offline mode and was online chatting. so i hit her up asking her "still messing with photoshop?" her reply was no i gave up...We gotta talk...I already knew this was not good...why? because when i logged onto facebook its there that "***** is now married" So i already knew where the convo was going...

So as she was telling me all what she was telling me i was just sitting there...like...dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam.......and just had that lil smurk on my face like...awwwwww man why........So to hide my emotion i just sat there with a big ass smile around people...after i got off facebook i just sat down and watched tv and hardly say anything...normally nifa knows when something is wrong with me but i'm surprised she didnt catch on....because my ass was QUIET. So before i left i ended up telling nifa what went down and what happened and told that i was gonna go over there..

I gets over there...and boy trying to hide your emotion of sadness is not an easy task...she ended up letting me in her house after she joked around by not letting me in and when she did i said HI and proceed downstairs to play her brother in some nba 2k8...

Every game i played i played with anger...i only loss 3 games...but i won 6 i wanted to keep playing...and playing and playing...because i felt videogames was the only means to keep me happy i guess....So while we were playing she decides to come down stairs...once again folks i could of sworn i said hi to her when i walked in but i guess she didnt hear me i was so focused on that damn game i really was not try to pay her any attention...Mistake 1.

So as i am playing she just kept messing with me and i just ignored it...mistake 2....just went as far as punching me and hitting me with a shoe? i think....mistake 3 and then she went back up stairs....i honesty was focused in that damn game because once again i was playing out of anger...and when i am focused like that you can be ass naked in front of me and i still wont notice you....(happened before when i had final fantasy XI for ps2...So after we played our last game i proceed to go up stairs...i said good bye to her and i get my game and changer and dips out....

I gets home to let her know i am at the crib. and i guess she took my focusness the wrong way as me being funny acting..which i was not...because if i was gonna act funny i wouldnt of came over...i would of stayed away meaning as not not communicate with her at all...but i guess she took it the wrong way....not only i no longer have a chance with her but now i feel i wont even have her as a friend...friendship is what matters the most here folks...i mean even though i cant have her as a girlfriend or someone i can kick it with i would at least still wanna be cool with you...i honesty have nothing against her at all. She picked who she wants to be with so it is what it is...Just wish them the best.

But now with all this going down in one day...i figure i am giving dating a break....AGAIN...it seems i cant do anything right so i will just focus on the things that matters the most...or just do more videos...

And this is really gonna make things worst...because my next video is gonna say something that people are gonna think i am taking shots at her when thats not the case....so looks like i will have to put a nice goofy disclaimer when i start...

so whats next for Mr. Brown? NOTHING his pursue of happyness has been shot...So looks like he will have to pursue something else.

My sunday was perfect! and i have a new rival...

So after a good saturday i had i woke up early this morning for no reason and just chilled around the house...i talked to my boy kamal on facebook for good half an hour about stuff thats been going on in our circle..but then i got tired of typing and then called him because he was about to explain a story to me...

So pretty much i was on the phone and i just hopped on the ps3...i played my capcom vs snk2 just so i can work on a couple things....timing. so whenever i get a chance ima work on that and how to tone my speed down (like kamal said)

So after i got off the phone i decided to get dress..today's album for today was gnarls barkley new album...pretty dope if you ask me...go get it ..

It was one particular track on that album that stuck to my head...So u know what that means...i'm making another video....i have this video mapped out in my head already of how i wanna do it...i just hope when i get a chance to do it i hope it looks good...but i had that song on repeat while i was getting dressed...my sister nifa called me to ask where did my "friend" stay because she was supposed to get a tattoo...i could of sworn i gave her the correct address but come to find out i didnt...my bad lol....

so as i am driving...i noticed...these people cant drive worth a lick! this one lady was just all up on me like she was in a hurry...JUST GO AROUND ME THEN IF YOU IN HURRY! so you know what i did? since she was riding on me like that i kept tapping my break so she can come to a sudden stop...she soon got the point and started backing off of me...jerk...

So i finally gets to the tatto party...I notice...i'm the only guy there...lol..that felt odd...but later more people started to show...i helped my friend out alil...you know..answered her phone and throw stuff away...i sat there and watched this one girl get her first tattoo lol...it was funny...i have video of it but i'm not gonna post it here...ima put it on facebook. so go there to take a gander at it.

so i sat around til her brother came...he left again to do something but when he came back we played...i never played him before so i honesty didnt know what to expect how he plays...i picked the pistions and he picked the rockets....now i always have a hard time playing again the rockets...i ended up getting beat by 15...ouch...so looks like ima have to goto the drawing board for our next game...i'll be over there tuesday or wednesday for my rematch...i know who i will pick this time...And its not the pistions lol..

Other than that i left and proceed to work which is the place i am at now...i can honesty say that after a messed up friday night and a pretty messed up saturday morning i enjoyed myself...i enjoyed myself around some cool people...

Plans for this week? hmm get paid and get my car fixed...and work out that bank issue.

Ight yall stay tuned for my video...peace.

Turned a bad day to a very good one.

Well after my little issue earlier yesterday i went to work and just chilled..i totally forgot if my manager approved for me to low que so i can attend my "friend" tattoo party...So before i came over there my boy delon needed a ride to the crib...so i came and scooped him up...he then grilled me about not coming out to hang but he understood where i was coming from though...So after that i dropped him out to proceed to the tattoo party...

so while i am driving there i started....to...get...nervous....AGAIN! that damn feeling in your chest and my damn hands was shakin...i am like come on man why should i be nervous? i know what i need to do and know what not todo...So i gets there and hey what do u know i didnt pass her block this time i ended up getting to her house quickly...

So while i am in there i walks in a said hi to her and all the other people getting tatted up...i copped a seat and just sat there and looked at people getting tattoos...i was just sitting there shaking! i am like wtf is going on? i stopped being nervous because some guy who was getting tatted up knew me by my infamous "freakin you " video i made...he was like "ay you the cat who do those silly videos lol" and that was the ice breaker there...after i started talkin i felt cool...i was myself...because i didnt know anybody except "my friend",her brother and her sister...So we ended up talkin about my other videos and videogames and stuff like that until he was done with his tatt...after that i just sat there but this time i was not nervous...

so then one of my sisters friends walked in and said what up to me...i ended up going down stairs to watch her brother play metal gear solid 4...i totally forgot to bring nba 2k7 because i was so pissed off earlier that day my mindframe was not right...So i sat there cracked a couple of jokes and chilled and talked to her sister about stuff i do and what i like todo ..and stuff like that...

I pretty much stayed there the whole night...because in my opinion..even though i didnt get a tattoo i was glad that i enjoyed myself around some cool people...and i got to see my friend...i must say it kinda felt weird seeing her based on the fact i sent her that message thru facebook and then i had to see her face to face...but anywho i am going to bed because of that long drive home....tomorrow she wants me to come back so i will since i gotta work at 8 ima bring my camcorder so i can record some stuff...

Peace.

Got money? i dont! and heres why.....

Well where in the hell do i start? all this week has been really fun and shit...i got to hang out with friends and my brother...get drunk in the process and actin a damn fool...so here is friday....friday and even today is a fucking trip....So ima explain what the hell happened.

So friday morning after filled up my tank i went home to try to get alil rest because i was supposed to work the morning shift friday...i ended up being a hour late due to me over sleeping....i get to work and my boss was acting like a total jerk(she kinda reminded me of that fat lady on the movie "wanted") so i did everything in my power to ignore her and shit....So after i got off work i ended up calling one of my co-workers to see what was poppin that night...i came and scooped him up and we headed to the mall...i ended up NOT finding anything so i just kept what i was gonna wear...So we ended up going to pick up my other co-worker and then drove all the way back to the crib where i stay....

NOW they see why i am always at work at my desk when i was catchin the bus...lol...so they chilled there and played some games while i got dress. we ended up leaving to go back to one of our co-workers house because he forgot his watch at home so that was our next stop...

while i am driving tell me why the damn police popped on my ass with them damn disco lights on me? i mean i kept looking on my rearview mirror and i never saw them...it was the shireff police...one car and one truck...all on my ass! i am like what the fuck happen what did i do? i ended up pulling over to the left because they were on me so as i pulled over those fuckers just drove right pass me....i am like how come them bastards didnt just drive on the other side of the road?...so i ended up getting back on the road and my nig delon said he saw smoke coming from my car into my car...i ended up pulling over on the RIGHT side this time to check out what the hell happened....

What do u know....i am now leaking transmission fluid....so i quickly call the guy who fixed my ride before and told him what was up...he told me to come thru when i get in the area....we ended up driving to my nig delon house as planned and chilled there for a minute...my other co-worker jamal ended up calling one of his friends so he can drive because if not my van would of been packed like hell....and that aint good look having 5 black people in one car....thats like a white cop dream right there...anywho...

So the plan was:
1. i go pick up my brother
2. go get my car checked out.
3. pick up my boy brian

I ended up going to get my car checked out first...he ended up telling what i needed...and thats a transmission pan ...we ended up makin a deal for me because i dropped him off so this friday ima get it done...

I go pick up my brother and i am on the phone....i called this one chick up and as always we ended up arguing over her stupid ways...she is dum...i aint callin her no more ::deletes contact::...i end up talking to my other friend about that and we both agreed...the bitch is dumb...moving on...

I stops by this cvs so i can get some money out my account...this is where the shit really hits the fan....i attempts to take 60 bucks out...denied...i am like what the hell? so i tried to check my balance....0.00...now i am really like what the fuck? i checked my bal thru chase mobile.... .00 now i am freakin out...i had over 300 bucks in my account and now it went to 0 that quick? i balanced my account the night before and i was on poin because everytime i bought something with my card i wrote it down in my lil shitty ass balance book....So then i calls the automated number..they tell me my balance....Cool! but then when they said how much i had avaible? i was mad as shit....customer service was closed so i cant call to see whats up...i only had 8 bucks in my wallet and that aint enough for me to have fun....so i did not go party...i ended up dropping my brother off near the club and proceed to the crib mad as hell....

then another blow....certain people i called...they either blew me off or didnt answer there phones for what reason i dont know ..(only 1 person picked up) but with all this happening it just kinda slighly made things worst...i called this girl i like and quickly told me she will call me back....(and you know when someone say they gonna call you back...they not lol) i ended up calling someone else...they told me the same thing...people was not pickin up or nothing....i texted a couple of people and only one responded (emillz) ...

now this is something i dont understand...while i was driving home..i started to get REALLY sleepy...and i really didnt know why...i couldnt keep my eyes open for shit...i would dose off...and i am in the next lane....i would dose off and i will be almost off the road....and no i didnt have anything to drink as a matter of fact the only thing i ate yesterday was burger king and that was at work...i tried calling people but i couldnt keep a convo due to me trying to stay focused on the road...again some people i called just wouldnt pick up...i was glad i made it home with my sleepy ass...i got in the house and my mom was surprised to see me "that" early...i got in and i just went to bed....

Now today....i wakes up and i check my account balance...then time it says...ZERO nada, shit, ...now i am really freaking out....i ended up going to the damn bank to talk to them about this....i gets up there to speak with this old ass hag and if it was not for the fact that i had to work or she is a female she would of gotten punch...because if she was a guy and the shit he was telling me...(as in these fools were talking down to me like i was dumb and yes....they were white) i would of whooped his ass....

This is what happened....it seems that back in the day someone who i am not gonna name got ahold of my checks....that someone ended up running that nice bill up to 1,100 So with me having this account and since they see i had money in that account...they just took it...didnt tell me nothing...just str8 up took my shit...So..monday i have to call this place to fight this shit....because this is not right...banks is wack...they are like gangs...they just take what they want and not give you a good enough reason why....and lets not forget that there is 3 transactions that didnt even clear yet...so come monday THATS GONNA BE ANOTHER PROBLEM.

Do u know how stupid i would of looked if i was out on a fucking date and this shit would of happened to me? that shit would of made be look like a broke fool...i am just glad i caught this before i didnt anything serious....So for now...i will only use this acount when i gotta pay a bill and thats it...i'm sticking with my credit union account...jerk.

So i am not really broke...i still had some cash stashed away so i got some to last me thru the week...and i really wanted to get my tattoo today....sooooo gay to the 5th degree.....but i aint gonna let that stop me.

To be a goofball or to not be a goofball is the Question.

Well once again another off day...didnt really do nothing but slept the whole darn day away. but when i did wake up i logged onto facebook and i saw alot of comments on my video i just made yesterday...i was surprised! thats whats up...hell i even got someone on my buddylist asking me how much would i charge to edit and make videos...::jay-z voice:: sweeeeeeet!::jay-z voice:: so i checked a couple of messages and then logged off

i ended up being on tat damn pc for awhile because i was trying to find some information on how to make my next video...only some people know what i am trying to do but some of you will just have to wait and see ;)

after i got tired of doing some research because i could not find not one very detailed guide on how to make tis certain video of mines i decided to jump on te ps3...i ended up playing metal gear solid 4 and man this game is off the hook...i recommend anybody who owns or is about to ow a ps3 make sure you cop this game because its a must cop.

So after i got done playing my game i'd figured i make a couple of calls just to talk to people..you know just to let them know i am still living i guess...one of my friends asked me why did i call her? i mean i am a busy person i dont have that much time on my hand anymore like i used to have when i was not working.

So after she said she will call me back because her and her baby daddy are neck to neck with each other i figured i call one of my cool buddies i know i can converse with and talk to about stuff..she ended up helping me out with this issue i had on my hands and we just talk...and...talked for a good hour or two...her silly self is funny...cant wait to hang out with her soon....(not in that way folks!)

but other than that its friday and i have to work....and that equals pure grade a 100% wackness...why? because i am not getting those jordans that drop tomorrow because i got some stuff to handle today so lets see what the day unfolds....

Something for my Fam

So since today was my off day i didnt do nothing but sleep and play my videogame...however i did make another video when i told people on facebook i wouldnt make one for a week....but anywho....enjoy my work...

Slllloooooooooooooooow down Mr. Brown Relax everything will be ight....i hope.

Ya know...this day was really funny...i ended up staying at work because i didnt wanna drive home (and waste gas) So i just stayed at work yesterday...Fellas i have a Question for you...When you like somebody like...what the hell do u do next? because you already know once you tell a person you have feelings for them they tend to act different...and then that wierd feelin comes into play...and dammit it sucks! But since i have cool Female Friends that i know i went to them for help...and honesty all of them gave me great advice! man that shit was a sign of releif ...but here i am...helping people with there Issues but cant even fix my own situation? hey maybe Dr. Brown needs helps sometimes too...

But one reply that stood out from the others was my friend that i know from church...and i would post it but however i dont think that would be nice..So i'll post it if she is cool with it.

But other than that all those replies made my day...felt alil relaxed because i kept getting the same answer and some...hell some people actully post on there status messages pertaining to me





Other than that my "friend" called me a damn Crackhead lol...but she never replied to my response...and i dont think she will...and its cool by me...she's been 3-0 naaaah wait she 3-1 because i have alil dirt on her that she blurted out but i am a man of my word so i am keepin that shit a secret LMAO

However i am thankful of my friends who helped me with my lil situation that was important to me...ima think of something to do on my off days....peace.

So Mr. Brown....What you gonna do? part 2

So..Sunday just made me think of something...i now fully and truly hate working midnights...i am about fed up with it why? ima explain...Sunday (since i was up there the whole damn day until i had to work) all i did was sleep...and sleep....and.....sleep lmao...it was boring as well...i kept forcing myself to sleep..

So when i finally started i just sat there...and did nothing....now i dont mind making easy money but dammit i personaly feel that i am not using ANY of my computer skills...i feel midnights should be for old people who retired and just looking for something to do with thereself...me i am only 24...why would i wanna waste damn near my young years working midnights when i could be:

1. hoopin
2. trying to get to know somebody alil more
3. hanging out with my friends/coworkers
4.and play my damn videogame..

I feel working midnights is draining me...and my damn manager just dont seem to get the damn picture...you would think when a person tells you in the spring time that he wants his day shift back he's telling you that for a reason...Looks like (again) ima have to tell her in a different way...AGAIN...this is gonna be the thrid time i gotta tell this heffa that i dont wanna work midnights anymore...her excuse would always be...we dont have anybody else...WELL HIRE SOMEBODY BITCH AND GIVE ME MY DAYS BACK!

I honesty think i took a couple L's for my department...i would fill in for people..work wackey ass hours. all that shit...i think i should have my days back!!!

But in all its monday and i bet yall like..

its monday...shut up...

BLAH..

I'm tired but fuck it.

This past weekend/and week was pretty dope i must say...reason being because i got a chance to really enjoy my off days (and called off day) as well...yesterday me and a couple of coworkers of mines went blowing...the shit was funny...however my ass cant bowl worth shit but i was able to win a game (the first one) and that always seems to happen alot when i play but the next game i couldnt do nothing due to my wrist was hurting...heres a video of me gutter balling it twice lol


So as you can see i ended up losing the second game..ended up having to by one of my coworkers lunch....wack...but i'll live..i also ended up going to the movies as well and saw handcock(well half way into it) and you dont mess with the Zohan.....(again!) i must say it was a funny ass movie...one of my friends never saw it so i saw fuck it lets go..

I'll never goto the drive-in again...with a female...and ima explain why...Now this one chick i was with knows that i like this other "friend" (yall know who she is) of mines...you would think that a female would have respect for that concidering the fact that i told her i have no intrest in her. maybe i need to explain myself alil more next time...So as i am watching the movie i notice this chick done quickly made a move on my ass! i'm like what the fuck?!?! no no no no (i bet some of you niggas is like nigga you should of went ahead a hit them shits..) fuck that..i ended up stopping that shit and watched the movie...DAMMIT she tried it again! lucky me the damn movie was over so i Quickly got the hell outta there and took her to the crib..

Reason why my ass did not go all the way folks is one...i like someone else...and i figure that shit aint right if i am trying to get to know someone else and i am doing all this shit ya know? i mean if we already had an understanding that we will not be talking like that due to me liking someone it is what it is right? guess i found out that words dont mean shit. So....no more drive-ins for me...lol

and i bet some of the guys that reads this shit is like...maaaaaaaaaaaaan ur gay...call it how you see it..i dont care...i have respect for myself...so fuck yall...

So after i dropped her off i didnt wanna drive home i ended up taking my ass up to my job and sleep there...

I had alot on my mind that whole day anyway so i decided to make a Apology letter to some of my friends about my pesty ass ways...its on facebook if you wann read it. i am also giving facebook and myspace and all those other sites like that a rest...ima d my best to stay away from them for a week...maybe two lol...until then i will just blog it out and find something better to do when i am online like read other peoples blogs and voice my opinion....hell i can study for my fucking a+ that i've been stalling for the longest! yep i'll just do that...

So expect alot of blogs from me this week...because ima have some withdraws issues lol.

today was a good day...(dooo whaaa!)

**did this from my mobile**
Maaaaaaan felt like I was living ice cube song (today was a good day for those who don't know...) because I woke up this morning and I found out that moms cooked breakfast!! she normally does not but today she did...of course I did eat but however I left my lil bro some food because he was sleep...

so as the day progressed I was online reading peoples goofy status messages on facebook..I ended up getting some new video software for my PC so now my videos can look even more sweet with affects...its called Sony Vegas...have not messed with it yet but however when I do ill do fine..

so after all that was over with I hit up my boy billa so we can play some call of duty 4 ...we hopped on and started playing...for some odd reason all my shots don't connect when I am shooting but I was really killing people left and right...and it was fun while I was doing it. I guess the host got mad and closed the game...haha oh well...

so after I hopped off the game I went in my room to watch a movie on my PC...I ended up watching don't be a menace...but then the movie watched me...I ended up waking up quick ass hell because I didn't wanna oversleep considering I had to meet up with my..."friend" to go bowling...

so after I got up I started to pick out what I wanted to wear...I only dress nice when I am going out so id figure ill dress alil nice...after I ironed my clothes and folded them up until it was time for me to get dress...

I got a text from my..."friend" stating we will have to meet up at ten...I was cool with it considering I didn't have shit else todo so I said fuck it ill play my lil bro in some games

later on we began to play NBA 2k8...I figured I'd make it hard on myself by picking the weakest team on the game against any team he wanted....he ended up beating me by 2...but its cool I think ima start doing that for now on...

so after that one of m friends I grew up with wanted to play me...and we played....I ended up poppin his ass....BAD.....it was funny...because Rasheed ended up getting 45 points on him!! lmao and they were not in the paint...I think he had like 15 points worth of 3's and some around the basket as well..haha

so then after that I jumped in the shower and after that I got dress...after that since someone owed me money that's where I was going....I gets over there and I guess her "man" was grimmin the fuck outta me....how the fuck u gonna grim someone u don't even know? annnnnnnd on top of that u can barly walk because u have a caine? maaaan I just looked at him while he was talking shit and started laughing...I don't want his girl he can have her...ugh..I got my eye set on something i' currently attempting to pursue ....

so after I got my money I went and got some gas...what do u know? gas was 407!!!! hell yeah!!! I put 20 bucks in and I was good to go...then I proceed to the bowling alley...where it gets really funny.....

I gets up there at 10 like she said...and no show...I am like hmm maybe she is still doing tats so I waited to 10:10 to text her....no reply...I am like hmmm maybe she is too busy? who knows....so 10:30 I calls to see what's up...and what do u know...she still tattin people up....I totally forgot like an dumb ass she does not have a car and I would have to go get her lmao! I smacked myself in the head as I am walking back to my car...

so she tells me where she stays and I ended up making my way over there...now normally when someone tells me where they stay I am on point...but however my sense of direction was sooooo fucked up...(nervous maybe?). she told me three simple steps...my ass ended up missing the turn, ended up passing her house the first time and ended up going too far lol....then when I got back to her area I ended up passing her house by going to far again!!!! maaan I made a fool of myself and she did clown me on that...lol..

so after all my fuck ups I gets to her house...and she was still tatting...I looked at my watch and I already knew we were not going bowling..but at least I get to chill with her :).... so I sat and watch as she was doing her work...so I sat there crack a couple jokes and continued to watched...whenever she gets the time I hope she will up them on her blog...

and so when last custo left it was just me and her she gave me a nice warm hard hug I've never gotten before (this hug was better than the one she gave me at the party) ;) we sat and talked for alil bit before she hopped on her laptop....she continue to chill for a while , ate a cheeseburger (which was very good) and continue to chill to kinda get to know each other...even those I as asking all the questions lol but its all good....I was getting alil tired and so was she..so she kicked me out (sike naw) she had a lot todo the next day so next week Wednesday she could do something...:D

she wanted me to call her when I got home but I ended up not going there...I ended up going over my sisters house who was in the area because I was so freaking tired...I called her to let her know where I was at just so she wouldn't worry (even though she was sleep when I called lol)however i stayed there for ahiwle and couldnt sleep so i just took my ass home

other than that I had fun (oh and "friend" I left my charger at ur house...ill hit u up on facebook ...) I got what I wanted to do for a change and that's to chill with someone I like in "that" way....did my feeling get stronger? ima say aliiiiiiiiiiil bit not enough for me to me spazin out lol (which I don't spaz out if u wanted to know)

I also want to get a tattoo now..(hush people I've been wanting one for the longest I just don't know what I would get) so I am siting here drawing what I want...and when I fully get done with I will see if it can be done....on a side note I am not getting this tattoo because I know her, I am getting it because I want to...

but other than that I gotta work tomorrow...I wonder what that is gonna turn out.....

Yesterday was Pretty funny...and somebody made me feel better

So while i was up yesterday i was able to use some of my photoshop skills to the test and make some stuff...some of the stuff is on my recent blog...lol ima get to that in a few...it seems that one of my co-workers (who is a female) that i tagged in my note on facebook read my note...man...her ass is silly...i come in to work...and the spotlight was somewhat on Darryl...do u know they asked me tons of Questions why i made that lil note/blog...and ima answer that now...

I made that last post for the reason that you see it...people only use me for only those reasons so why not just make fun of it...i dont have a problem with it but when i am bored i think of the most funniest shit i can do, create, make, or whatever you call it...and not to mention that i have to take that long ass drive home so my mind is always wondering about alot of stuff...so...there you have it folks. back to the story...

So..next think you know...one of my coworkers (female by the way) ask me to sit with her real quick and she started asking me some questions out of the blue...i already knew she was fucking with me because of the note...it was made to be funny so i was kinda parpared for anything at work because some of my co-workers read my blogs and notes as well.

So then she comes out the blue asking me did i want to be her boyfriend blah blah blah....i just start laughing...because the shit was pretty fuckin funny if you ask me..So after i falls out of my chair and on the floor laughin my ass off for about 5 minutes i proceed to goto my desk...SO..i get to my desk and do you know she came out the blue with that damn orgasm coupon LMAO! i was on a work call and i had to put the damn phone on mute to keep my ass from laughing...then another female comes out the blue and sits on my desk and flops the damn coupon as well....i just sat there laughing because i knew they were fucking with me lmao...and yes i still had the caller on hold until i got myself together...

So the the custodian walked in and where did she go? RIGHT over to they damn section...then she comes back asking me when does that shit expire...once again...i am laughing...but i was done with the call...this shit when on for a least 30-45 minutes until one of them got off work...i swear that shit was priceless...

So as the day went buy all i did was take some calls...i dont normally get text messages when i am at work so i am wondering who is texting me...and its my "friend" (the girl i am supposed to go bowling with) she asked me wednesday or thrusday? i may sound like alil punk but fuck it...that shit made my day...because i honesty thought i was gonna send her a text asking her that...like i always say folks she is a busy person...so i was caught off guard with the fact she did surprised me with that...and i know she reads this and what i said to you is true...that truly made my day...thanks.

So after we have out text convo (when she could of called me) but she does not know when i will be free..and its the same to me as well...i dont like calling people when they are busy...i feel i am fucking up what you doing....So...anywho...

i sat there at work and answered calls and talked to my co-worker...My co-worker was acting like my big sister asking me did i take a break or did i take a lunch..i thought it was very thoughtful of her considering i just sit at my desk all day...so i ended up taking a nap right before my shift was over and after i got done with my last call i bounced...

now i get to the crib after that long ass drive i jumped on my ps3 to play my friend from work...i had a score to settle....however i ended up losing by 7 like he did when i beat him...We played again and i won by one...however i didnt tape it due to the fact my camcorder is at my grandmom house otherwise i would post it...i only have game one and thats it...i just gotta win two more and this series is over...

but other than that my day was pretty swell...cant wait til thrusday...stay tuned..

How will you take your order Ladies?

I copied this from my notes on facebook and i wanted to share it with people since some people thought it was funny on facebook and some people outside of facebook.




I think this is gonna be a funny one...well to me...so go on with it shall we?..

Ight Ladies...Take a look at that picture...What does it says? yep it says it...i'm willing to work for it...the Real way...no i aint selling myself...no i am not desperate...no i aint crazy...but however i am a silly person..its just some of you people just dont understand where i am coming from most of the time...


Ok Lets say you at restaurant right? you have like the combo menu...and you just dont know what the fuck you want...hell most women are this way...now normally i'll call you out on this...but how ever i'm not...ima save face this time just because i am in a good and chipper mood...but if this was made yesterday...yall would be mad lmao...

Ok most women that know me use me only for specfic reason...so i decided to make a Create a Darryl Menu...yep i did....five different menus...of me...that some of yall only use me of...So lets get to combo 1



Everybody knows this version of Darryl...he is a cool cat...silly and have you laughing..and fun to be around..most of yall just use him for that purpose..like when you just need to laugh or when you having a bad day or whatever you guys sometimes goes to him...which is cool...sometime yall use this combo so much its gonna be on the Dollar menu.



Most of yall use this as well...lol..but i like it though...it least yall smart enough to NOT take yall shit to bestlie lol...but i sometimes feel yall only get combo 2 just for what it is...and that fine by me..and yall like gettin the ringtones from me as well so..if yall pc fucked up "Call me...So i can fix ya pc fa ya!"



most people...well the haters hate this combo...because why? because he knows to much...he knows ya shit fake...he knows you frontin...he knows all of it..but he wont bash you unless you attempt to stunt on him though...hardly anybody want this combo...



i need my own tv show...i love my friends no really i do..but everytime i talk to you on the phone with yall sometime yall wont even let me ask you whats wrong...yall will just openly talk about yall issues to me...and thats fine by me no really it is...but i think some of the ladies dont use this combo as much as they need to be using it...i mean look at him...goofy lookin doctor glasses...laid back..and he listens! how many time yall ask for a friend that listens...well he's right here..



Ok honesty...how come none of yall dont want this combo? i mean really..this combo has hardly been looked at..i wonder why? i mean he offers everything...but however you gotta try combo # 1 first to get a very understanding of combo 5....

oh wait i forgot to mention...if you ever get combo 5 make sure you bring your Coupon:

**This Coupon only applies when you get him as a boyfriend....**

Thank you for shopping!


But all jokes aside i somewhat feel that way...i just wanted to let it be known...so after you see this note dont look at me different...i'm just being me...real...

Today is just not a good day...wack!

Man i swear...my day was fucked up from the get go....u know how you wake up in the morning and if you lay on one side of your ear and when you wake up its all plugged up and shit? maaaaaaaaan that shit was and is soooo annoying..so i gets up and i really didnt wanna get it because i wanted to stay in bed the whole day...but i had to goto work so i ended up having to get up anyway...

I gets up and i noticed...i never gotten a chance to clean my damn room...and to make things even worse...my lil brother keeps eating in the god damn room when i tell him time after time to stop that shit...i'm about fed up with the face i have to keep repeating myself...he is old enough to know "dont eat in the room"

Then it got worst...well not really i guess it was just out of furstation...i couldnt find any socks..lol..nor and shirt to wear....i ended up finding one but when i looked in the mirror the shit did not fit lol.....however after looking all the way in the back of my closet i had one of my perfect attendance polos hangin up so i wore that...Then i couldnt even find my brush...not a damn brush in the house...so now i am looking crazy...but ima wing it.

Then i hopped on facebook...just all dis-gruntled and shit...i didnt say what up to nobody...saw some people on there that i wanted to speak to but i said fuck it. i knew my day was gonna be doomed for the rest of the day...

I goes outside and i get some oil so i can put it in my car...as i pouring it i seem some of that shit just leak out! i am like maaaaaaaaan what the fuck now....it seem as i am missing alil part on there that keeps the (new oil) for pouring out...So i am like fuck! so i got in my car...THEN...as i am driving seeing that i need to get a new mass sensor air flow my fucking car would cut off on me as i am at the damn light lmao...so next check...getting that fixed....

on my way to work one of my Friend sent me a text sayin they like me...MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN this is also wack...because now it brings up a situation for me...mind you now...if i like somebody i'll tell them...but the last time i've told someone i like them was like...i think a week ago...(she knows who she is...) but now this brings a delema at hands that i really dont wanna get into...its like now..shit i like this girl...now this girl likes me? man this is some bullshit i tell you....even though the process with me trying to know my friend alil more is not going nowhere (she's a busy person) i just dont wanna make things to hard for me..

Then i went to fat burger to get me something to eat before i goto work...the dumb heffa spelled my name wrong but the food ended up good...i think she spelled my name "dearl" i mean what the hell man....its Darryl....not Daryl,not Darly...its Darryl....

So i goes into work...i looked at the call board and damn they got a total of over 400 something calls but like 300 something were only handled...So as i am sitting here Mr. me too comes along and started fucking with me...as normal i would joke and play but man i warned him from the start that i aint for games and i dont feel like playin today...so then as he walked off he said.."oh i gotta talk to you about that game that "dropped" " i got pissed....because for one i dont quit on nobody...let me explain this story....

here is the video:


Now notice...mike...this cat was talkin major shit about whoopin me in nba 2k8...now when i say i am good...i am good in that game...if i get beat its only by so much. ima upload those videos of the game i taped in the next video...but however i beat him...and we did atempted to play the second game but the game dropped...

now i goes back to work and this cat is going around work telling people i dropped on him and that shit happened weeks ago...now he wants to play me again and i am willing to do that...i mean he earned it with his loss but now he wants to play..he will tell me to call him up and when i call...no answer....calls get forwarded to the voicemail and everything...hell his ass be online when i am online and his ass will not wanna play...i mean dont you think if a person wants his rematch sooooooo bad like he wanted he will get in touch with me. then i see him in person he claims he never got the call....jerk!

So here i am at work...bored...as ever...but my co-worker is making me happy telling me her jokes about these no good niggas lol...i'll up the videos when i get to the crib...oh be safe outside...its raining and you know how this michigan weather is....peace

I guess everything happens for a reason....

Lol as I sit here eating my bread from the casino and drunk at that I have a lot to tell u.this is gonna be one of the many realest blogs (from my mobile) here.no pictures or nothing....where do I start? Well lets start in the day....

Ight so I was knocked out at work and I ended staying over til 530am when I got off at 430am so after I got off I drove home....however I didn't have my damn keys!!!!! Man I already knew this day was gonna be crazy...no one was at home (because they were at our family reunion ) so when I got there I went to sleep until they came....in the back of my van lol....thank god for seats!

So I guess a hour or two passed while a nig was knocked out in his van...I guess my mom woke me up so when I got into the house I was up...played my ps3 and then hopped on facebook to see what's up...after that I went into my room to see what the hell I wanted to wear today but didn't and ended up going to sleep....

I ended up waking up due my friend kt calling me...after I got up and off the phone I went and washed up and then I got dress...after I got dress I made myway to kt's house....

On my ways to kt house....MY ass caught a flat tire...man I was sooooooooo piss.so I ended up takin my car to belle tire....kt came and picked me up from ther and I chilled at his parents place...now the tireshop closes at 5 so when 5 came around we headed back up there to get my car...I gets up and what do u know....those fuckheads didn't have my size!!!! Again I wasted all that time for nothing when they could of and checked....fuckers....so they ended up getting me the same size tire but it was not as big as the other ones...and when I looked at it that bitch was bald as fuck!!!! Kt was crackin his ass up...however one of the tire peeps did tell me where another tire shop was at...oh yeah they didn't charge me either lol.

So I hurry up and hopped in my car and I drove down to this tire shop before they close....now mind u folks it was past 5 but those fuckers was still open....I get there AND THESE FUCKHEADS DIDN'T HAVE MY SIZE EITHER! Im like maaaaaan this is wack. So I ended up having to get the same size but with better traction....after that I took my lanky ass to get some gas and back to kt's house...

Now mind u folks I called my friend to see if she wanted to go..(im not gonna put her biz out there like that...I think if she wanted to she will post in her blog.) to the testfest...however she could not go....so when got back to kt's house we watched one of the banned espisodes of the boondocks...that shit was funny as fuck...I've seen most of it but the shit I didn't see was funny as fuck...after them shits went off we headed downtown to the testfest...

So on our way to the testfest I texted my friend to let her know ima be down there just in case she was there or if she was ready to go bowling .....that's just something I do....gotta keep people updated and stuff...but anywho we gets down there and tell me why damn near saw all my hood niggas from brightmo...the shit was kinda funny...it was like some of them were mad to see a nigga some what made it out that bitch...I was getting grimmed up and down left to right...(i honesty think it was the watch and the glasses I had on to bring this dam attention to me) but other than that i t was crowed...shoe head peeps yesterday and I REPEAT yesterday was not a day to were ur flyest shoes....people were goin out there way to step on them, drop food on them, tried to walk on them ( I think I would of been fighting then)...we ended up hangin with kt's family he saw down there until d.e called him to let him know that she was down here as well...

Now we down here me,kt,d.e ...how come everytime I am in a small group I always see the weird shit or something weird always happens? Maaan kamal normaly does not point the crazy peeps out...I do...I would see crazy looking people and laugh because they do some of the stupid shit...

So after we left the testfest we headed down to the river front....I some felt like the 3rd wheel in this situation (even though kt and de do not date) and I was still waiting for a response to see if we were still going...

The riverfront in my opion is a place where u can ease ur mind...at place where u can walk and talk with ur close friend or ur lover...it was nice seeing all those happy couples down there ..hell we even saw a wedding down there...sweet...

After I seen all this happy stuff I started getting that lonely feeling ...again..that's when I changed my status message...d.e was cheering me up alil saying she hopes I can go on my date/hang out thing and that brought my hopes up alil...so as I am walking somebody that I knew saw me and called me a sneakerhead lol I found that shit funny...but as I was walking my phone rings...and it was her! I was like sweet.....I picked up the phone and she was and sounded PISSED but it was sexy though lol...(again folks im not putting her biz out there) so I talked to her for alil bit before kt started talking to her...

After she said she was gonna call me back (she said that to kt) we kept walking...once again all these happy people...and that made the lonely feeling kick in...again! But it was good seeing them happy...d.e ended up grilling about me saying I am lonely ...I can't remember word for word but those were some motovation for yo ass lol...so we ended up sitting at the end of the riverfront...

As I am sitting at the top I sent my friend a test message..(ima get to that later) I sat up there and was by myself....for that whole 20 minutes I was in deep thought...I though about the goods and the bads but mostly the goods..thinking about my next major step in life (because I've been thru sooooomuch blah blah) ....kt and d.e noticed I was up there by myself and kt frog hoppin ass jumped up there asking me why I was up here by myself..I jumped down the steps and we began walking back to the cars...

We got back to to kt's parents place and we were chillin...I hopped on face book and I noticed she was on....she was still pissed lol (it aint funny but if u heard the words I've heard...u would wanna laugh) so we talked for a minute on there...tell me why my text never went thru when I was downtown? My phone had just sent her that text(did that happen for a reason?)

So no bowling for us :( I really wanted to go..hell or to just chill with her period...I would of watch a bootleg with her and still woulda been happy (was gonna ask but it was tooooooooo late for them shits....) shit it don't take much to please me..

In all I am not mad at her at all I have no reason to be...just things didn't turn out the way I wanted to go down...she wanna try to hang wed. Or thrusday so hopefully that can go down...:)shit that reminds me...I gotta change my status message...ima bout to get on that subject....

So while I am at kt's house my lil brother called....he wanted to goto the casino...id figured fuck it ill go since mr me too was takin to damn long to play kt in street fighter alpha...so I left and went and scooped him up and went to the mgm casino ....we get down there and we could not find a parking space worth shit!!! But I ended up finding one....we get there and it was packed....saw a friend of mines who works there and he informed me that they were hiring for this pc spot so I might have to look into that. He also told me to do not play the slots because they were fucked up lmao good looking out pimp...

So we get in there and we at the bar...I got one of my favorite drinks...blue mf's STRONG ...shit I had that and some other shit strong as fuck too...now mind u folks I am mixed with like 25% native american so u know it don't take much to get me fucked up lol...next thing u know...im am in the casino...fuuucked up.....no buzzin...just str8 fucked up.....I stayed there until most of it wore off...saw a couple people I knew and shit and I kept it moving..I ended up leaving earlier because my brother was on that beggin shit (which I truly hate) so I ended up getting me some food and I left...that nigga had food at the crib I just he though I was gonna forget about that....HELL NO...

So I ended up stayin at his dads place and ate my food...shit I started on my blog around 4am but I didn't due to me getting sleepy...I am now awake and here I am finishing this shit....

So what's my plans for today? Im takin my ass to the movies and then home because I gotta work tomorrow lol..hope everybody had a safe 4th of july weekend.

So Mr. Brown...what are you gonna do?

Ok guys...remember friend i met up with on my recent blog? Well i finally got the balls and i told her straight up...i like her..to be honest..i really dont know how she really took it but when i got these words back...


Boy do u know...that was a relief...for those of you that peep my facebook status messages and stated that said " Darryl is glad that nervous feeling has went away...." now you know why...yup people...i aint gonna lie...i got the cheesy face...


So...since a nig is in a good mood ima show the comments i sent to her thru the honesty box...i know she didnt look for them however i somewhat knows she reads my blogs now (she commented on the last one) ima post them here..here they go.


Now in any situation i am in...i consider myself to be the underdog...why? because the underdog comes out on top MOST of the time...i like to work for mines i dont know about yall lol





So there i hope u guys see those (and her)...So tomorrow..well later on today we are supposed to go bowling..but what doned on me is....after talkin to my boy KTizzle..which he stated..."i'm happy you and ***** are tryin to get to know each other even tho i've never met her she seems cool from what you tell me.." he also informed me that the taste fest is tomorrow...So...i sent her a message seein if she wanted to do that as well...but my thing is...is this a date? or are we just hangin? i honesty do not know....shit this a Question i DIDNT ask...i'll just see it for what it is tomorrow...

However..today well yesterday was the 4th of july and i pretty much chilled...attempted to fix my grandmoms porn infested pc but only got 50% done ima have to reload windows on there for her....however while i was there she saw her pictures lol...while i was on facebook...she gave me some nice advice..so ...i am like wow.....he's listening to grandmoms....because if she says that "lady" is really cute then shit cant go wrong with that.

So now i am at work yes yall at work on the 4th...but i'm getting paid to let you guys here about my day...so i'll update this blog and give yall some cliff notes on what happened...

Also my....friend is on here now..she also has a blogspot as well..and...she has pics of her :D so when you get a chance check her page out...she does tatts as well so when she get them shits up and running then you guys can see her work.