Playa Policy 1: The Whip Game

Even though my days of being a married man is coming soon i figure i'd share and post i found interesting to all the use people who coming up getting ready to get there first whip (car).

We all know how essential our whips are when fukkin with females. Once a playa turns 21, that riding around four deep lookin for bitches shit, that walking shit, that meet me at the bus station shit...is just not cool. Im not saying that you cant get bitches with no whip, but i will question your grind, i know some cities like NY you really dont need one  if you dont have a car...i really dont understand....step ya game up!

Now to those of us with whips we know that once copped you must get sum insurance on that guy. Well view this ism im bout to lace you with shortly as a way to Ensure that your whip and the things in it or maximized for pussy penetration:

1) Keep ya whip clean

Your car is an extension of you and people judge you on it accordingly. I know that everybody cant afford big benzes and awesome audi's but regardless of what you pushin ya whip must be clean. Take that same pride in ya whip as you do that crispy white pair of shoes. Make sure it never gets dusty and make sure that interior is immacualte and watch how the next young lady you pick up react... cleanliness gets coochies wet...marinate on that

2) When patrolling the streets like batman for new females, one sidekick minimum.

We all have a crew but a man should want to define himself as a separate entity from his boys. A lot of the times we may be the only one of our potnas with a car and out of love we'll let the sqad pile up and hit the streets but once you get in them 20's u gotta kinda reevaluate the situation.

How can you possibly expect to bring a female home with ya if she has to ride bitch btwn Ray Ray and Big Mike? Not sayin its not possible but keep it 1000 has it EVER happend with a NEW bitch of QUALITY......NO

If you just HAVE to have male support when you go out then hit up one potna per mission, that way if one or both of yall get lucky there is enough room for the passengers.


3) You are not a Taxi

I know when we got a bad biotch on the roster we cant wait to jump in the whip and see what she's talkin bout..especially on a nice bright Saturday. The thing is there is a difference btwn, "hey baby, come and ride with me" and for her to say "can you take me to....."

Dont let these women turn you into a taxi because trust me they will try...

If the only time a female hits you up is when her and Ki Ki need a ride to the mall then you might want to charge her to the game. Dont get it twisted though hood rats will bust it open for rides, but in the end thats gas money and eventually she'll put you in the trick box....never put ya self in a situation where the woman feels like her pussy is a commodity to be shared after certain conditions are met, this establishes a subconscious "trick-hoe" relationship.....but that's an issuer for another thread....just remeber to not be at a bitches whim whenever she needs a ride.


4) The Glove department

Every man should have the below items in his glove department at all times

A) Gum,Tic-Tacs, Certs i.e any anti yuck mouth product

B) Ya Fave Brand of Condoms...in the box

That heat will fuck up that latex...we dont want them bitches busting...makes sure you buy a box and keep em in that so they stay freash....but i digress...you never knw when you'll catch a female in the club who'll smash in the parking lot...it happens...stay strapped

C) Wet Wipes, Napkins, Tissue

If you ever smash in your car or get head from a non swallower...u shouldnt have to ask why

D) A few bottles of smell good

E) Cigarellos

optional

F) Febreeze

For sex and smoke






5) Ya pistol...

If your legit and can get one...get it...hell even if ya not legit..get it...ESPECIALLY if you have hood rats on the team...lol


These are my additions to the Playa Policy feel free to add on to the list....and make sure you playa's get ya dick wet this summer man...the world ends in 2012....DO IT!!!!