Monday, December 13, 2010

Men Rules 101 By Chris.

Welp he is at it again. and i bring you the Top five rules men should follow when messin with these women..here they are.

RULE #1 IF A FEMALE GIVES OUT HER NUMBER TOO FREELY, SHE IS MOST LIKELY A GAME PLAYER, OR A LEAD ON ARTIST THAT LOVES ATTENTION..STAY AWAY..

RULE#2 ITS NOTHING WRONG WITH A FEMALE NOT GIVING IT UP OFF RIP, BUT IF SHE HAS A SET TIME LIMIT, ITS NOT ABOUT HER MORALS, SHES TRYING TO HAVE TOO MUCH CONTROL...NIP THAT IN THE BUD...

RULE#3 A GIRL WILL ONLY DO WHAT SHE IS ALLOWED...ITS OK TO BE HER FRIEND AND HER DICK NIGGA, BUT NEVER BE HER MONEY NIGGA, HER FIX SHIT FOR FREE NIGGA OR HER SOUNDING BOARD TO TALK ABOUT OTHER NIGGAS...

RULE#4 NEVER TAKE A GIRL BACK WHO LEFT YOU SO SHE COULD DO WHAT SHE WANTS TO D AND TEN TRIES TO COME BACK...SHE SHOULDA GOT IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME...

RULE#5 NEVER LET A BROAD COME BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR REAL FRIENDS...THEY GON BE THERE EVEN IF SHE LEAVES, AND IF YOU FUCK EM OVER U MIGHT NOT GET EM BACK...

RULE#6 ITS STILL TRICKING EVEN IF YOU GOT IT...IF U DIDNT HAVE IT, U COULDNT TRICK...THATS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR WEAK NIGGAS TO JUSTIFY PAYING FOR SOME PUSSY...

RULE#7 PUSSY IS FREE AND DONT LET NO BROAD TELL U DIFFERENT...FAIR EXCHANGE AINT ROBBERY...IF YAL FUCKED AND BOTH GOT OFF ITS EVEN...POINT BLANK...

RULE#8 DONT BE ATTRACTED TO MANNISH BROADS...SHITS KINDA GAY...

RULE#9 ITS 7 FEMALES FOR EVERY ONE OF US IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY...WE HAVE THE ADVANTAE..QUIT BEING SO THIRSTY AND JUMPING THRU HOOPS FOR THESE CHICKS...

RULE#10 YOU ARE PITIFUL IF YOU ARE A TITTY BAR CELEBRITY...THE SHIT IT POINTLESS AND ALL YOU DOING IS WASTING MONEY THAT COULD BE PUT TOWARDS PRODUCTIVITY...

RULE#11 IS ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE A BISEXUAL FEMALE CLOSE FRIEND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Fucked up online tourney

So the 2010 Evo online tourney started today and i was hyped. My main goal was to make it out my bracket and make top 16. my first match was was nerve racking. why? because i had to fight a rose player that was hiding behind her fireball and other slick tricks she has. she ended up beating me the first set when i had guile so i decided to pick rog so i can GET IN. I ended up taking the whole set to the final round. and i won of a trade. honesty? if i wouldnt of got that trade i would of lost the match period because she had a ultra stocked ..i think...So after i won my matches and reported them i had to play my next match which was against a CODY player..

Ended up winning that set 3-0 but it was not a cake walk. i zoned him really good (aka played lame as hell) i was hype up man i was ready to win this whole bracket. until i had to play this one cat named Nerd Josh...from what i was told he was with team spooky stream team i guess.

So the match starts and i picked guile and he picked cammy. from what i was told he picks cammy and rufus...he beat me the first set because i missed toooooooooo many links. so i went with balrog. i ended up beating him then...then all of sudden it was a mad delay in the waiting room and then all of sudden it starts. next thing i know he just picks SIM...i am setting there with the WTF face like "wait something aint adding up". So i ended up playing and he started to play just like sabin...like really? so i ended up losing...so i picked guile..and ended up losing again...

i was pissed man. ..i put two and two together and...that was him...smh...i argued that shit and was still eliminated...So now i gotta send my video in for review...like it would matter anyway since the next round he got popped and i guess tried to argue that shit down lol. but what ever man i find it fucked up that people gotta cheap on a online game...but o well.. all this gonna do is just make me a stronger person in the end. i just know not to part take in any big ONLINE tourneys again..

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Micheal Jackson Experience: Speed Demon!



dont hate...my and my lil bro was jammin lol