Thursday, October 28, 2010

WHY THE "RATS" HAVE A MAN AND YOU DONT...PART1 by Chris

FOR A WHILE NOW, I HAVE SEEN AND HEARD MULTIPLE WOMEN WHO I WOULD CONSIDER TO BE IN THE CATEGORY OF HAVING THEIR "SHIT" TOGETHER, COMPLAIN THAT SO CALLED "RATS" OR WOMEN OF ILL-REPUTE ALWAYS SEEM TO BE ABLE TO FIND AND KEEP A MAN, AND THAT THEY HAVE TROUBLE. I AM HERE TO TRY AND DISSECT THIS PROBLEM, AND TRY TO HELP PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHILE THIS MAY BE SO:


PROLOGUE: LADIES, TO UNDERSTAND A MAN, ALL YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IS A FEW SIMPLE THINGS. WE MEN ARE SIMPLE CREATURES AND CREATURES OF HABIT. WE ARE FOR THE MOST PART NOT HARD TO PLEASE AND TEND TO THINK OF SITUATIONS ON A CUT AND DRY OR LOGICAL MANNER. WE ALSO NEED, AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS MORE, NEED WOMEN TO BE ACCOMMODATING. NAGGING, REHASHING OLD PROBLEMS AND BAD TIMING ARE A QUICK WAY TOFURTHER YOURSELF FROM A DUDE. I WILL NOW GO INTO THE FACTORS ON WHY IT SEEMS THAT A "RAT" CAN KEEP A MAN BETTER THAN MY SISTAS WITH ALOT GOING FOR THEM.


1. MOUTHINESS A.K.A. THE HIGH HORSE OF THE SUCCESSFUL WOMAN

ONE REASON THAT ALOT OF THE GIRLS THAT YOU SEE AS RATS CAN KEEP A MAN IS SIMPLE, THEY KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. YES ALOT OF RATS ARE VERY CONFRONTATIONAL AND LOVE TO BE MOUTHY, BUT MOST KNOW HOW TO KEEP IT TAME IF THEY KNOW THEY HAVE A MAN THATS NOT GOING FOR IT. THE PROBLEM WITH ALOT OF WOMEN WHO HAVE SHIT GOING FOR THEM IS THAT THEY LET THE "INDEPENDENT" MOVEMENT GO TO THEIR HEADS. DONT GET ME WRONG, I LOVE A LADY THATS OUT HERE DOIN IT, BUT THE SIMPLE FACT IS, A REAL MAN DOESNT WANT A MANNISH WOMAN. A MAN NATURALLY WANTS TO TAKE THE LEAD AND FEEL LIKE HIS WOMAN WANTS HIM, MAYBE EVEN NEEDS HIM A LIL BIT. ALSO, EVERY LITTLE THING DOES NOT HAVE TO BE A DISCUSSION OR ARGUMENT.  ALOT OF TIME "RATS" WILL JUST SUCK IT UP AND NOT SAY SOMETHING BECAUSE EVEN THEY REALIZE THAT ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. NO MAN ALWAYS WANTS A WOMAN THATS ALWAYS TALKING BACK, I DONT CARE WHAT HE TRIES TO TELL YOU. NOT SAYING A WOMAN SHOULD BE WEAK AT ALL, BUT ALL THAT BOSSY, BAD-ATTITUDE, STUBBORN FALSE SENSE OF EMPOWERMENT, GIVE IT A REST PLEASE.....

2. SEXUAL PROWESS...

FACE US, US MEN ARE SEXUAL CREATURES(OR DEVIANTS IN SOME CASES LOL). ASIDE OF SOME R.KELLY TYPE SHIT THAT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE, YOU SHOULD NEVER TELL YOUR DUDE NO WHEN IT COMES TO SEX. THATS WHY ALOT OF "RATS" CAN KEEP A MAN BECAUSE THEY REALIZE THAT. THEY REALIZE THINGS SUCH AS: SWALLOWING IS NOT NASTY, DIFFERENT POSITIONS ARE FUN, DOING IT OUTSIDE IS FUN, THREESOMES CAN BE FUN ETC.  AND THEY ACTUALLY PUT WORK IN TO DO THEIR MAN UP GOOD, NOT JUST BECAUSE HE ASKED AND SHE DOES IT HALF-HEARTEDLY.  THAT MIDDLE SCHOOL EWWWWW MINDSET SHOULD NOT CLING TO A GROWN WOMAN. I UNDERSTAND ALOT OF YOU ARE TIRED FROM WORK, SCHOOL ETC, BUT FACE IT, A NIGGA BALLS STILL GOTTA BE DRAINED. ESPECIALLY IF YOU DONT WANT NOBODY ELSE DRAINING OUR SHIT. I DONT GET THE FACT THAT ALOT OF WOMEN DONT TAKE TIME TO PLEASE THEIR DUDE THE RIGHT WAY AND THEN ACTS LIKE ITS THE WORLDS BIGGEST MYSTERY ON WHY WE STEPPED OUT. NOT CONDONING CHEATING, BUT FACTS ARE FACTS...

3. COOKING

ITS A SAD FACT THAT THE ART OF COOKING IS LOST ON ALOT OF SUCCESSFUL BLACK WOMEN THESE DAYS. BECAUSE OF THE AVAILABILITY OF SO MANY FAST FOODS AND SOMETIMES JUST FLAT OUT LAZINESS, COOKING HAS TAKEN A BEATING LOL. THERE ARE ALOT OF THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT RATS, BUT THE FACT IS, ALOT OF THEM STILL WILL GO SWIPE THAT BRIDGE CARD AND THROW SOME SHIT DOWN IN THE KITCHEN LOL.  COOKING IS ESSENTIAL. US DUDES LOVE TO EAT LOL..

4. PERFECT MAN SYNDROME

ALOT OF SUCCESSFUL WOMAN HAVE A REQUIREMENT LIST THAT EVEN SUPERMAN COULDNT PROBABLY MEET. UNREALISTIC STANDARDS ARE UNFORTUNATELY GOING TO KEEP ALOT OF WOMEN SINGLE AND LONELY FOR A LONG TIME UNTIL THEY GROW UP. AGAIN, SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT RATS, BUT ALOT OF THEM AT LEAST KNOW HOW TO STICK BY A DUDE, AND A GUY DOESNT HAVE TO BE DENZEL WASHINGTON TO GET A LOOK FROM THEM. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE PERFECT DUDE, ALL OF US HAVE FLAWS. JUST BECAUSE A DUDE MAKES LESS THAN YOU OR YOU DRIVE A BETTER CAR DOESNT MAKE HIM UNWORTHY. IF A DUDE IS TRYING GIVE HIM A LIL CREDIT. SHEESH, MY GENERATION OF WOMEN ARE GOING TO MAKE THE CAT SALES AT PETSMART SKYROCKET IN OUR OLD AGE LMAO...

AGAIN, I AM NOT TELLING ANYBODY TO GO OUT START POPPIN BABIES AND BE A RAT, JSUT STEAL A COUPLE PAGES FROM THEIR PLAYBOOK. THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO EVERYBODY, BUT THERE IS ENOUGH OF A GROUP THAT NEEDS TO HEAR THIS...PART TWO WILL BE AROUND SOON....

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

My NBA 2k11 review part one

My NBA 2k11 review part two